Genuine Chinese Restaurant Fortune Cookie Fortunes

Collected over several years, then dumped into a pile and selected at random, except as noted.

• Sing and rejoice, fortune is smiling on you.
• You have the rare ability to recognize ability in others.
• Life to you is a dashing and bold adventure.
• The time is right to make new friends.
• You will make a sudden rise in life.
• Someone from your past has returned to steal your heart.
• You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
• Happiness always accompanies with you.
• Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and soul devout.
• When winter comes heaven will rain success on you.
• You will have a fine capacity for the enjoyment of life.
• You will enjoy good health.
• Accept the next proposition you hear.
• You should be able to undertake and complete anything.
• In god (sic) we trust; all others must pay cash.
• These three go together:
• You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.
• Don't let friends impose on you, work calmly and silently.*
• Your road will be made smooth for you by good friends.*
• You will always be successful in your professional career.
• There is no wisdom greater than kindness.
• You lead a useful life no matter what riches are coming to you.
• Your mind is creative, original and alert.
• You could prosper in the field of medical research.
• You are a happy man.
• Your present plans are going to succeed.
• A pleasant surprise is waiting for you.
• These two go together:
• You have much skill in expressing yourself to be effective.
• You have great skill in expressing yourself to be effective.*
• Your home is a pleasant place from which you draw happiness.
• A visit to a museum will bring you a new sense of appreciation.
• Your good deeds are never forgotten.
• It's time you asked that special someone out on a date.
• The world is always ready to recieve talent with open arms.
• These two did come out of the jar in this order, I promise:
• Wish you a long life.
• You will have a long and healthy life
• Happiness is found when one is not looking.
• Someone has complemented you today in your absence.
• You will become better acquainted with a coworker.
• You are going to have some new clothes.
• These two did come out of the jar in this order, I promise:
• Others appreciate your good sense of humor.
• Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness it's poison.
• You will be the guest of a gracious host.
• Your winsom smile will be your sure protection.
• You'll never know what you can do until you try.

* Placed next to similar or contrasting fortunes, the remainder of the placements are random.

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