Genuine Chinese Restaurant Fortune Cookie Fortunes

Collected over several years, then dumped into a pile and selected at random, except as noted.

* Placed next to similar or contrasting fortunes, the remainder of the placements are random.

Lone Star Beer - Bottle Cap Pictograms (My Translations)

  • #317: Watch+Umpire+Bee+lo = Watch Out Below
  • #362: Airplane+Horse's Head+Cent Signs = Plane Horse Sense
  • #51: Watch+Exit Sign+Number 4+Beavers = Watch Out For Beavers
  • #377: Were+King+0+Castle(?)+Dime = Working Overtime(?)